Monday, 14 December 2009

Short Cuts! New Releases 14/12/09

*** Brief run-down of this week’s new releases, including track recommendations from THE POPSCENER***

Former Ghosts – Fleurs
One could – and some certainly will – attempt to provide a grandiloquent celebration of this collection of ambient, murky, and occasionally noisy electronica. However, reduced to its constituent parts, this is the Postal Service’s whirs, clicks and dance-claps with Ian Curtis vocals and a similarly miserable post-punk outlook. Luckily for Former Ghosts, it mostly works, only becoming tiresome when the female vocalist is allowed to wail along too prominently in the foreground.  Free advice for Former Ghosts: don’t let her next time.
Choice Cuts: ‘Mother’, ‘Hold On’
7/10
Alicia Keys – The Element of Freedom
Where Keys’ last offering, As I Am, tentatively opened doors between her piano based balladry and a genuine pop career, this one goes one further: it moves beyond the average domain of R’n’B infused pop to create something smart and inventive. The growling synths that lurk in the background of songs like the splendid ‘Wait Till You See My Smile’ rather suit Keys slightly breathy vocals, the limitations of which mercifully prevent the seemingly de rigueur tonsil hysterics of her contemporaries. Bravo! Next task: fix the rhyming-dictionary lyrical nadirs (“Night/Right/Right/Fight/Night” from ‘This Bed’ – ouch).
Choice Cuts: ‘Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart’, ‘Wait Till You See My Smile’
7.5/10
Animal Collective – Fall Be Kind
Although armed with the same schizophrenic rhythms and scatterbrained sounds, Fall Be Kind sounds ever so slightly warmer to me than this year’s full lengther. Unfortunately, for all the kudos, I still really couldn’t care less for the band’s laboriously cluttered prog take on indie-electronica. Thanks to the hype I specifically gave this one extra spins, but it turns out I was right all along: this IS overrated pap with occasional flashes of worth – principally ‘On a Highway’, which sounds just enough like Sonic Youth for the iPod generation to appease me into giving it a bonus point.
Choice Cuts: ‘On a Highway’, ‘Graze’
6/10
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Monday, 7 December 2009

Short Cuts! New Releases 7/12/09

*** Brief run-down of this week’s new releases, including track recommendations from THE POPSCENER***


Comanechi – Crime of Love
A reckless attempt at avant-garde punk, this bassless fuzz careers along with White Stripesian insouciance but lacks the requisite pulse to endure. As noisey as it is tone deaf, the pervading headache of the music is permeated only by piercing vocals which rather recall a nuisance pneumatic drill’s affect on an existing hangover. At ninety seconds this racket is annoying, at six minutes (see final track ‘R.O.M.P’) it’s unbearable.  Prize for most apt song title: ‘Why?’.
Choice Cuts: ‘Naked’
2.5/10

30 Seconds to Mars – This Is War
The actor turns singer-songwriter-bandleader paradigm never has anyone coming up smelling particularly of roses (Keanu anyone?!), so credit to Jared Leto’s crew that they have survived to a third album. Nevertheless, as can be expected from an actor turned singer-songwriter-bandleader, here the lyrics are the usual emo guff and the songwriting formulaic, with Leto covering his bases from Linkin Park (‘Night of the Hunter’) to My Chemical Romance (‘A Call to Arms’). That said, the vocals are credible – best served on the shameless U2/Bono rips ‘Kings and Queens’, ‘Search and Destroy’ and ‘Alibi’.  More appropriate album title: This is U2 (sort of).
Choice Cuts: ‘Kings and Queens’
5.5/10

BlakRoc – BlakRoc
This rock/hip-hop/rap crossover protests loudly that it arose from organic beginnings – wunderkind producer Damon Dash supposedly decided the Black Keys were his new favourite band and decided to have them cut a record with a plethora of rappers. Regardless of the fact that the whole concept and sound barely updates the blueprint of beatsy guitar grooves built tall with rapping bon mots popularized by The Roots and more recently sent into hyperspace by Madcon’s ‘Beggin You’, it largely works. For every turgid ‘Coochie’, there’s a glorious ‘On The Vista’, and either way, as Pharoahe Monche suggests, “if it don’t make dollaz, then it don’t make sense”, right?
Choice Cuts: ‘On The Vista’, ‘Stay Off the Fuckin’ Flowers’
7/10
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Monday, 30 November 2009

Short Cuts! - New Releases 30/11/09

*** 50 word run-downs of this week’s new releases, including track recommendations from THE POPSCENER***

Attack of the compilations! It must be Christmas soon...

Fall Out Boy – Believers Never Die

Obligatory Greatest Hits compilation following a fifteen minutes of fame but that’s now lasted 6 years and apparently sold 12 million (!) records. Remains predominantly for people who like their emo sugary; or their pop angsty – teenagers, then – but the best ones (those from Under the Cork Tree and ‘Thnks fr th Mmrs’) at least threaten to challenge the homogeneous arse-end of Generation Y appeal. And in spite of myself I find a toe tapping away to the ‘Beat It’ cover, providing I ignore the John Mayer co-credit. Docked a point for the nauseatingly twee/ clever-clever-but-not-actually-that-clever song titles, but overall not too bad.

Best Tracks: 'Sugar, We're Goin Down', 'Thnks fr th Mmrs'

6/10

 

The Bravery – Stir The Blood

A case study in overwrought try-hardiness and affected vocals, Sam Endicott still believes he’s Marc Almond playing in a punk band. Sure, it’s outmoded, jaded, and self-important, but you’ll hear far worse than the first half of this record. Whilst side B is weaker, the derision with which these lot are treated does rather beg the question – why is everyone making such a big deal about The Big Pink when they so often sound EXACTLY THE SAME? Prophetic line: “I can still remember your sound, it’s cut cut cutting me down, like slow poison” – food for thought Mr Endicott...

Best Tracks: 'Slow Poison', 'Adored'

6/10

 

NOFX – Cokie The Clown E.P.

Fat Mike is convinced he’s best at doing clumsy politics or clumsier sex/drugs montages. Of course, anyone with any sense knows his most relevant songs are increasingly the personal anecdotes sparingly sprinkled across a NOFX record. And so, skip to a tender acoustic version of ‘My Orphan Year’ – the best song from recent full-length Coaster – and enjoy the title track’s music without bothering with the lyrics sheet.

Best Tracks: 'Cokie the Clown', 'My Orphan Year (Acoustic)'

6.5/10

 

Seal – Hits

Seal has undergone the familiar regression from interesting, occasionally vital artist to adult-contemporary inconsequence, a fact documented by this second Greatest Hits compilation. As such, revel in early techno-infused hits ‘Crazy’ and ‘Killer’, marvel at the untouchable ‘Kiss from a Rose’, and use ‘I Am Your Man’ as a ticket to unhurriedly relieve yourself. That said; enjoy Seal’s soulful tone even whilst wading through the MOR debris. Destined, perhaps unfairly, to peak as every third auntie’s Christmas present.

Best Tracks: 'Crazy', 'Kiss from a Rose'

7/10


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Monday, 23 November 2009

Subba-Cultcha Roundup 23/11

*ALL REVIEWS BY THE POPSCENER*

Kingskin - Slug
Slimy yet satisfying

Swell Season - Strict Joy
Strict Indifference

The Courtesy Group - Tradesman's Entrance

Discourteous
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Sunday, 22 November 2009

Short Cuts! - New Releases 23/11/09

*** 50 word run-downs of this week’s new releases, including track recommendations from THE POPSCENER***

Note: Don’t get your hopes up for this week...

Adam Lambert – For Your Entertainment

Overly long sheen-heavy pomp-rock record for teenage girls and 3rd generation Bon Jovi fans. Lowlights: Pitch perfect reprisals of Matt Bellamy’s vocals in ‘Soaked’ and risible Peter Frampton-esque talking guitar in ‘A Loaded Smile’. Unfortunate line: “I was born with glitter on my face” from ‘Sure Fire Winners’.

Best Tracks:  ‘Pick U Up’, ‘Broken Open’

4/10

Rihanna – Rated R

 “Baby I’m a rockstar” protests Rihanna on ‘Rockstar 101’. She’s not of course, actually she’s a better than average Thriller-era synth-pop temptress, abetted by dark license and liberal doses of sex. This one lacks the songs of its predecessor and consequently may not sell as many despite the “Brown-gate” intrigue. Mystifying lyric: “I may be dumb but I’m not stupid” from ‘Stupid in Love’ – but ofcourse!

Best Tracks: ‘Wait Your Turn’, ‘G4L’

6/10

Susan Boyle – I Dreamed a Dream

Unlikely to be adorning many teenage boys’ walls in the near future, Simon Cowell must think she can rely on her not inconsequential warble and jerking enough tears from the over 50s in the lead up to Christmas. The cover of ‘Wild Horses’ is oddly listenable; the rest is dross. Minus one point for poor grammar (er, it’s ‘Dreamt’ thanks). Biggest disappointment: realisation that ‘Cry Me a River’ wasn’t a JT cover – rats!   

Best Tracks: ‘Wild Horses’

3/10

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Sunday, 15 November 2009

November 16th Subba-Cultcha Roundup

*ALL REVIEWS BY THE POPSCENER*

'Climb Up' by Apse
In a word: Steep 
Review @ Subba-Cultcha.com

'Bye Bye Baby' by Pure Soundart
In a word: Impure
Review @Subba-Cultcha.com

'Hors D'Oeuvres' by Tickley Feather
In a word: Appetising

'The Unforgettable Fire - 25th Anniversary Edition' by U2
In a word: Incendiary
Review @ Subba-Cultcha.com

Sunday, 8 November 2009

November 9th Subba-Cultcha Roundup

*ALL REVIEWS BY THE POPSCENER*

'Hopes and Fears Deluxe Edition' by Keane 
In a word: Keen
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'African Elephant' by Dead to Me
In a word: Alive-'n'-Kicking

'Is and Always Was' by Daniel Johnston
In a word: Up-'n'-Down